March 9, 2012

Blue Dean Carcione

One day God took a handful of meat and created a man, forgetting his hair ... He picked up a ukulele and gave it to the man and said, "Here! Now play it."
And so he played it.
One day God took another handful of leftover meat and created another man, this time smaller and with bad teeth and inches ... He took a pencil and gave it to the second man and said, "Here! Now draw the man before ... in less than a minute."
And so he drawed it ... in less than a minute.

Moral: God is a lazy ass.


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